BEST TO KEEP YOUR DICK OUT OF YOUR SISTER


German siblings Patrick Stuebing and Susan Karolewski are lovers, their six year relationship producing four children, two of them, well, not totally normal:

"Eric, our eldest child, has epilepsy, but he was born two months premature, he also has learning difficulties. Our other daughter, Sarah, has special needs," Patrick said.

Progressives are, of course, demanding incestuous relationships be made legal. Come to think of it, my mom was pretty hot.