POOR SPORTS

Sweden's Ombudsman for Equality in Sport wants the country to field less than its best soccer team:

Sweden's hopes of footballing victory at Euro 2008 have been dealt a blow with the news that coach Lars Lagerbäck may be forced to include a female player in his squad.

It's stupid to pick a woman over more able men.

Update: The idea is indeed stupid; the story is an April Fool's joke.