FATTER, DRUNKER, LIVING LONGER

Two takes on the same report by the Australian Institute of Health and Welfare:

Yesterday – Australians 'fatter, drunker': snapshot

Today – Australia now second in life expectancy stakes

Even though we're living longer there's room for improvement:

Australians do, however, have increasing rates of unsafe sexual practices, as evidenced by the rise in sexually transmitted diseases, and growing rates of diabetes.

Maybe Aussies are using too much sugar as part of their unsafe sexual practices.