PIRATES SOUNDLY DEFEATED

Ruthless Japanese whalers, who last year shot Sea Shepherd head pirate Paul Watson in the chest (wink, wink), are now resorting to less lethal weapons to keep lunatic lefties at bay:

The Sea Shepherd crew also discovered that the Japanese whaling fleet is deploying a new weapon in defence of their illegal whaling activities.

The factory ship the Nisshin Maru and the two harpoon vessels in the fleet are equipped with Long Range Acoustical Devices (LRAD). This is a military grade weapon system that sends out mid to high frequency sound waves designed to disorient and possibly incapacitate personnel. It is basically an anti-personnel weapons system.

The whining from Watson and his crew renders the LRAD noise inaudible.