BONER BLUETOOTHED

A German tram driver gets himself into trouble:

A court in the southwestern German city of Karlsruhe has fined a tram driver €1,800 for sending pictures of his genitals to passengers in his train via Bluetooth.

The 31-year-old was convicted on Tuesday of disseminating pornographic materials after his risqué camerawork ended up on the mobile phone of a 20-year-old woman riding in his tram.

The train driver admitted he’d snapped pics of his morning glory, but claimed they were meant for his girlfriend.

Jeez, no one ever send me genital snaps.