Thursday, September 17, 2009

HONEY, TIME TO GET UP


Paul Anka's Swedish wife knows how to look after her man:
Anka has courted some attention for comments in the programme in which she confirms that she dutifully performs oral sex for her husband when he wakes in the morning.

"Sexually it is the woman's responsibility to ensure that the man is satisfied, if she does not then she only has herself to blame if he is unfaithful," Anna Anka explains.
Sort of makes that morning cup of coffee seem inadequate now don't it?

14 Comments:

Anonymous Damien lataan said...

What is oral sex?

3:57 AM  
Anonymous Jim Clarke said...

When you talk about it. :)

4:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he he I'm having it constantly

5:04 AM  
Anonymous Margo's Maid said...

You get coffee? Lucky bastard.

6:12 AM  
Anonymous Damian Lataan said...

So it's not just the threads that are about me, it's the entire blog! Wow!

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Damian Lataan said...

Sorry Biggles old boy, love to oblige an' all that, but I need to stay on in order to expose you lot for the twats that you are, what?

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, Damian we are just like female reproductive organs, you viley sexist pig. Lattecat

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Touchy monkeys today.

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Damian Lataan said...

They're like that every day, 1:04pm

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's like tapping on the walls of a fish tank.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon @1:22, at least we know that Marilyn Shepherd prefers a face-full of sawdust

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Louis Hissink said...

I would hate to be his prostrate gland

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trying to get the whole thing back on track: Chris Rock said something similar about the Monica/Hillary thing - if Hillarity had been attending Bill's needs, the whole thing wouldn't have "blown" oof proportion.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous ar said...

I'm going to show this article to my wife as soon as I've finished the chores...

7:38 AM  

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