Paper clothing hazards
The paper shoes story reminds me of a guy I know back in Texas who has this thing about wearing clothing made of recycled paper. You know, to be environmentally friendly. Pretty much everything he wears - hats, boots, pants and shirts - is paper. Even his underwear is paper, or so he says. He once accidentally set himself alight but that isn't the main problem; he keeps getting arrested. Texans have this thing about rustling.