Breastfeeding bozo bombs

After months of multi-hour sessions with a breast pump Swede Ragnar Bengtsson has conceded failure in his quest to produce milk. The overall result of Bengtsson's experiment? "All he got was sore breasts." That's not totally correct: he's going to be on The Tyra Banks Show. Then maybe Springer and Ripley's Believe It or Not. You gotta admire someone who turns failure into success.

Anyway, with Bengstsson's failure we're going to miss out on the fabulous videos of people in crowded public places freaking out at the sight of a bearded breastfeeding man. Damn.