Cold traps 2,000 in channel-tunnel
Western Europe is really cold at the moment. It's so cold that Nicolas Sarkozy's tongue is stuck to... oops, wrong story. It's so cold that super-fast Mission Impossible French trains are breaking down in the channel-tunnel, trapping more than 2,000 people underground. For a train going 0 kph making it from France to England is indeed Mission Impossible. Bet they could go for some of that global warming right at this moment.