Questionable toys

After scary reports that this year's hottest Christmas toy, the Go Go Pet, contained hazardous levels of antimony, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has sounded the all clear. There are plenty of other questionable toys on the market, however:

Eye poppers (double as removers of troublesome teeth).

Little ripper shaver.

Let's play catch trajectory calculation game (physics education).

Polly pole dance.

Little Aussie mood adjuster.

Hollywood doctor.

Slumber time nap assist.

Sibling rivalry boxing game.

Mr Monkey.

Ken and Barbie make a baby.

Let's talk CIA interrogation kit.

Streets of L.A. argument settler.

And if the toy bears a specific point of origin marking you might want to think twice before buying.