Bogus doctor performs unwanted internal exam
Have you heard the one about the guy who walks into a shop and tells a young woman he doesn't know he's a cosmetic surgeon of renown? The woman, impressed by the helpful "doctor" offering to improve her body, pulls down her pants so he can have a close look at her trouble spots. Unfortunately the trickster does more than look. Now this isn't funny, of course, but what happened next is so stupid it's hilarious:
[Prosecutor Jim] Pearce said Amjad then left his phone number with the woman so she could contact him for medication which Amjad claimed would cure her cellulite and give her slightly bigger breasts.
Police had no trouble finding bogus doctor Mehran Amjad, who is now on trial.