Sunday, July 18, 2010

Blind drunk

Youths dissatisfied with the speed of intoxication through drinking are tipping vodka into their eyes, a fad called eyeballing. Stand by for nanny-staters to demand a warning label or an accompanying MSDS.

Update: For a real eye-opener, err, eye-closer, eyeballers should try Everclear, it's multi-purpose.


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