Andrew Bolt wrong
Andrew Bolt reports that Israel's worst ever – at least in recorded memory – bush fires were caused by a friend of the environment burning used toilet paper so as to not despoil nature. This has to be wrong: true friends of the environment don't use toilet paper, they use leaves, grass, twigs or bare fingers to wipe after doing their business.
posted by Anonymous at 4:48 PM |
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Why would a greenie set fire to their toilet paper?
Everyone knows that their shit doesn’t stink.
Not only does their shit not stink, but their burning of their shit-laden toilet paper emits a kinder, less-Warmy, more Gaia-friendly form of CO2 into the atmosphere than does, say, burning coal for energy.
A true believer also uses his left hand to hold the twigs and leaves etc.
In fact shouldn't he have taken it home in some form of natural, hemp bag for recycling in the permaculture garden? I'll bet the toilet paper was that wicked, bleached stuff too. Probably 3-ply as well. Sprung bad - no doubt he's facing excommunication.
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