Saturday, January 01, 2011

Captain Paul Watson versus Japanese whaling fleet

Sea Shepherd claims early success:
Sea Shepherd Conservation Society’s fleet has found the illegal Japanese whaling vessels on the last day of the calendar year. In the vastness of the Southern Ocean, Sea Shepherd’s ships have now found the Japanese fleet before they even began killing whales. This is a momentous victory for the whales and precisely how Sea Shepherd’s President and Founder Captain Paul Watson had hoped to ring in the New Year.
It's also a momentous PR success for Watson, whose name appears six more times in the piece:
Captain Watson was able to...

Captain Watson figured...

Captain Watson decided...

Captain Watson deduced...

Captain Watson instructed...

Captain Watson took the Steve Irwin east...
Everyone who donated to Sea Shepherd can be proud that Paul Watson is using their money to feed his enormous, publicity seeking ego.

Update: Yep, it's the Captain Paul Watson Show with whales merely supporting characters.

Update II: The latest from the SS vigilantes:
Dancing with Death Machines at the Bottom of the World

“What an awesome way to begin the New Year,” said captain of the Gojira Locky MacLean of Canada. “Our three vessels dancing dangerously through the ice packs locked in confrontation with the three harpoon ships of the Japanese whaling fleet. It was both deadly and beautiful. Deadly because of the ice and the hostility of the whalers and beautiful because of the ice, and the fact that these three killer ships are not killing whales while clashing with us.”
You gotta love it when an adventurer puts so much emphasis on the deadly danger he's facing on behalf of whales.

3 Comments:

Blogger Louis Hissink said...

Geez JB, now Andrew Bolt calls you Gavin Atkins -

2:12 PM  
Blogger Colonel Robert Neville said...

Captain Wartson dreams of global genocide for Gaia...

Captain Watson and Tenille sing a duo about sardines...

Captain Wattsup buys the Jumbo Pack of shredded mozzarella for breakfast...

Captain Watson let's a giant
ocean going fart roam free...

Captain Wattasonofabitch looks in mirror and admires his smug and Al Gore tribute flab for Gaia...

Captain Wattashite remains assured that no MSM "journalist" feeding at the Green Captain's Table, will ever ask him a single relevent and pertinent question regards his blatant Marxist leftard ecofascism and other fraud an' lies...

Cap'n Wattie bakes another lard ghost...for Gaia...

No, really. Colonel Neville.

4:09 PM  
Anonymous bingbing said...

Everyone who donated to Sea Shepherd can be proud that Paul Watson is using their money to feed his enormous, publicity seeking ego.

Speaking of his ego, don't forget the Discovery channel show he has going.

8:33 PM  

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