Oh Just do Playboy already...

Channel Ten jumps the shark:

THE drama that is the life of Lara Bingle is about to become a real-life, televised soap opera.

The bikini model has signed a lucrative deal with Network Ten to star in her own primetime reality series, and says nothing will be off limits.

Oh, I think certain things will be off-limits thanks to restrictions in that timeslot. And they're the only things which have made her famous.