Ruddy Hell

A great letter in today's Oz.

Welcoming of boatpeople: Rudd carpet. Government bureaucracy: Rudd tape. Australia's armed forces: Rudd army. Talking in circles: Rudd herring. Putting up with dysfunctional leadership: seeing Rudd.

Scott Patrick, Pacific Pines, Qld

I feel like a New Zealander just for having Rudd it.