ENZO ENDO

Got lots of money and no sense? Buy a Ferrari Enzo and let some guy you know only by his first name be the designated driver:

Authorities said Eriksson said he was a passenger in the Ferrari, which he said was being driven by a German acquaintance he knew only as Dietrich.

One witness told deputies that the Ferrari appeared to be racing with a Mercedes-Benz SLR northbound along the coastal highway when the accident occurred about 6 a.m. west of Decker Road.

"It took out the pole, and part of the car went another 600 feet," Sheriff's Sgt. Philip Brooks said. "There were 1,200 feet of debris out there."

Eriksson told authorities that "Dietrich" ran up a hill toward the canyon road and disappeared.

Or maybe just make the whole Dietrich thing up because you're embarrassed at having written off a $1 million car while drunk.