TORTURE ALTERNATIVE

The Canadian military has signed an agreement with the Afghan military that any bad guys captured by Canadian forces will be turned over not to US forces but to Afghan forces. Some are worried that this will make Canadian soldiers complicit should any detainees be tortured.

A lateral thinking Canadian solves the problem:

To preclude the torture of suspected terrorist, they should be flown to Canada, given refugee status and a job at the University of Ottawa.That way I can see my taxes working in the way I expect.