ISRAELIS ACCUSED OF USING CHEMICAL WEAPONS

Apparently unable to kill enough Palestinian civilians using conventional munitions, the IDF is now using mysterious outlawed weaponry in Gaza:

The Palestinian ministry of health revealed on Monday that the Israeli army has used a new type of explosive in its offensive on the Gaza Strip. These explosives contain toxics and radioactive materials which burn and tear the victim's body from the inside and leave long term deformations.

This sort of thing has happened before.

Update: The horrible truth is revealed:

OK so the US is experimenting with DU (That’s DEPLETED uranium stoopid, no radiation dumbo? read my LIPS!) (Ignore them - the Ihatemuslims[-at-]MarkSteyn afficionados) and paying them to see what it does to little girls ovaries in the long term - ok , ok some die entirely but a percentage live, so this is SCIENCE. Nurenberg. What? Hahhahaa.. I spit on your face with Monty Python accent.

Mmmm, nuked ovaries.