Saturday, September 15, 2007

$50,000 BONUS FOR THROAT SLITTING

Al Qaeda is unhappy with Swedish artist Lars Vilks's drawing of a dog with Mohammed's head:
"We call for the liquidation of the cartoonist Lars who offended our prophet," said the statement issued in the name of the group's leader Sheikh Abu Omar al-Baghdadi.

"We announce a reward of $100,000 to anyone who kills this infidel criminal. This reward will be raised to $150,000 if his throat is slit," said the statement whose authenticity could not be verified.
Also on offer is a $50,000 reward for the murder of the editor of the newspaper that published the cartoon. A number of Swedish firms face unspecified threats.

Jeez, this al-Baghdadi guy has no sense of humour.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

quick someone pass them Jasper's address or Leunig!!! We could kill two birds with one stone!

11:05 PM  
Anonymous RebeccaH said...

I'll offer a keg of whatever brew is preferred and a year's worth of home-made cookies to the pilot who drops a JDAM on al-Baghdadi's head. How's that?

11:39 PM  

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