Thursday, May 22, 2008


Unsettling news from psychology professor Marita McCabe:
"All up we found 55 per cent of [Australian] women had a difficulty with sexual satisfaction."
As a public service I'm hereby offering to satisfy any Australian women (working my way down from the attractive 5'8" 130-lb 35 year-old Porsche owners – all decisions of the judge [me] are final), or die trying. It's the least I can do for the women of my adoptive country.


Anonymous Sid Snot said...

Why do you think anyone would be interested in a creep like you?

9:13 AM  
Anonymous the_real_jeffs said...

JF, this makes me think about emigrating to Down Under.....

9:45 PM  
Anonymous stardust said...

hmm, I don't qualify on any account except for being five foot seven, and that's the closest to your height criterion. Oh, well, and I was so looking forward to receiving the somewhat exotic attentions of a non-Australian RWDB!
Do I at least get sexy points for using the word "criterion" correctly? ;)

Back to the desk *wistful sigh*.

2:46 PM  

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