JUST YOUR TYPICAL VICTORIAN SCHOOL TEACHER'S BLOG
Primary school teacher Scott Bridges in the category "weird shit":
Penis feverClearly the guy has an aptitude for sex education.
When a lesbian experiences strong and uncontrollable urges for penis.
Gretchen: “I’ve got penis fever.”
Carol: “But we’re lesbians!”
Gretchen: “I know. But years ago I had a taste of the penis, and despite now preferring the puss I just really want some penis.”
Carol: “But why?”
Gretchen: “Because fists don’t ejaculate.”