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Heather Mills describes herself as "overly helpful Heather". Right.

Mills also describes her former nanny – currently suing her – as "very motivated by money". Hmm.

Mills knows something about the motivating power of money having sought a £125 million settlement from former husband Paul McCartney. Mills had to settle for a paltry £24.3 million. It's therefore no wonder she had to cut back by eliminating the live-in child minder.