KIDDIES HAVING TOO MUCH SEX AND DRINKING TOO MUCH ALCOHOL


Problem: Too many West Australian kiddies are having too much sex.

Solution: Condom vending machines in schools:

"The availability of condoms (at schools) would mean young people could access them and use them,'' she said.

"It's quite difficult for young people to go into supermarkets and buy them. It's quite difficult for old people to do that, so why put up barriers?

"It's about availability of easily accessible condoms and good information about the risks and benefits of sexual activity.''

And the benefits of sex to a 14-year old would be what?


Problem: Too many West Australian kiddies are drinking too much:

Solution: The government must act:

The situation is so bad that health experts are demanding a tax increase on alcoholic drinks.

Hey, let's create an alcohol black market.