INTERNET ROMANCE GONE WRONG

Maja, a 36-year-old musician from Leipzig, flew to New Zealand to hook up with a man she met on the internet. It was apparently a horrible experience for Maja, who lived for a week with a creepy guy in a house full of chickens and cats. The New Zealand Herald reports that Maja didn't flee because "part of her also wanted to stay because she was a part-time social worker and she was fascinated to learn how a person became that way, she said. She also did not have enough money to stay in accommodation for the whole visit." Maja was ultimately rescued by police but no charges will be laid. Maja is a part-time drama teacher. Maja is full-time idiot.