KITTY CONTROL COCOON

Got a cat that's exhibiting problematic behaviour? Maybe your little friend won't stay away from your feet when you're in the kitchen or seeks your attention by clawing at the couch when your watching TV. If so, the Kitty Control Cocoon is for you. Simply insert your cat, zip tightly and get on with your life. (Should the meowing become annoying place cocooned cat in nearest body of water.)

Editing note: "your" appeared way too many times so I changed one of them to "you're".