Looking for love? First, you'll need a pig...

Matrimonial high-jinks across the Tasman:

A New Zealand teen was forced to marry her boyfriend's father and consummate the marriage after the groom gave her parents a pig and some mats as a dowry, according to a report on Sunday.

Any Kiwis out there got a decent woman they'll trade for a rasher of bacon and some floor-mats for a 1982 Ford Escort? Front and rear, by the way.