Saturday, April 30, 2011

Here Comes the Venom

An article in New Matilda complaining about the Royal Wedding typifies the venomous hatred the Left is so good at.
And anyway, who wants to watch someone else’s wedding on television?
I believe the standard advice is "if you don't like it, change the channel".
Would we give a rat’s if these people weren’t "royal"? Most people don’t care this much about their own damn weddings. Go to the pub and poison your livers, for the love of all that’s sentient.
Classy. I hope I get an invitation.

The classiness continues:
Who cares? Doth the lady protest too much? Who cares? Every drop of attention that is smeared over this wedding endorses a misogynist, backward, racist, religiously intolerant, inbred tradition that is fundamentally undemocratic. To return to an earlier theme: the royal family, indeed the very institution of monarchy, is a giant syphilitic guma resting on the head of our democracy. It is a congenital disease, passed from one Windsor to the next. We must rid the world of this disease and those who spread it, support it or are mindlessly fascinated by it.
Nothing quite says "who cares" like 1400 words...

The rest of the article is full of tired old cliches about royal inbreeding. In the same breath however, they condemn Kate Middleton, who one would assume might be the cure for inbreeding?

And what the hell is a "Guma", syphilitic or otherwise?

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11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This doesn't really seem to rise to the level of "venomous."

7:41 PM  
Blogger Margo's Maid said...

Hey, Dan - you're good at this. You've got to start your own blog when JF gets back.

8:09 PM  
Blogger Minicapt said...

Anonymous
Of course it was, but your general absence of synaptic connectivity precluded recognition of such; however, your basil involuntary impulse provides an individually appropriate response, presuming you aspire to individual status. Had you suggested an insufficient/inadequate level of venomousity, you might have been on firmer terrain.

Cheers

8:16 AM  
Anonymous gzg said...

Looks like bilious Trixie Welington knows her chancres and venereal diseases but needs to watch omitting the odd consonant when pontificating.

"gum·ma (gm)
n. pl. gum·mas or gum·ma·ta (gm-t)
A small, rubbery granuloma having a necrotic center and an inflamed, fibrous capsule. It is characteristic of an advanced stage of syphilis. Also called syphiloma.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous El Guapo said...

"Guma" is Spanglish slang for a girlfriend (kind of a slutty one), Tiger Woods' girlfriends were called "Guma-s" by some. It means "hen" in Spanish.

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Craig said...

If my name were "Trixie" I'd be angry a lot of the time as well.

8:04 PM  
Anonymous You can't miss! said...

All the Trixies I've known have had a similar level of class but but thats what the blokes were paying for in private rooms. It's nice to see they've the ability to try new employment opportunities too.

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet you don't actually engage with the sentiment of the diatribe which is that the monarchy is outdated and doesn't reflect modern values. Just saying.

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Godwin said...

If you read Mein Kampf you will see similar sentiment to " .....a congenital disease, passed from one Windsor (insert Jew)to the next. We must rid the world of this disease and those who spread it, support it or are mindlessly fascinated by it."

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Dan Lewis said...

"Yet you don't actually engage with the sentiment of the diatribe"

For rather the same reason I don't engage with a person walking down the street swinging their arms and spitting a lot.

I'm all for engaging in civil discourse.

8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"For rather the same reason I don't engage with a person walking down the street swinging their arms and spitting a lot."

You try to engage someone in an impromptu rain dance and this is the thanks you get.

5:05 PM  

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